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iAid Frequently Asked Questions
iAid Troubleshooting Basics and Service FAQ
- My iAid isn't responding- i think the dang gizmo died on me and I can't see what I'm doing!
Your iAid is most likely frozen and needs to be restored or reset. Take a nap.
- My iAid screen has a shittin' exclamation point! Why is it so dang excited?
This is caused by excitment within the iaid. Perhaps you just played too much gosh darn Louis Armstrong that was one happy sounding man, eh? eh? Go take a nap.
- My iAid has got a sad face on the screenmajigger, and it wont appear in my iOldies. I would give it a butterscotch if i could...
Your iAid is probably sad and hungry. Slip it some of your pills and see what happens. Let it have a nap with you.
- I don't even understand what "Restoring to factory settings means!" Barnicles!
There is no need for profanity here, sir. Perhaps a sailor such as yourself should not have an iaid in your possesion. You need to calm the fuck down, and go take a nap.
- Show me my iAid details, sonny..
you know what? How about a little sleepy sleepy time? mhmyeah, now scoot that walker on to bed!
- I need a product manual DAGNAGGIT
Well I think you need to GIT IT! then take a nap.
- I want to register my thingamadaggit
Please use real words m'aam. If you would like to register your Apple iaid then please read your directions and get away from me because I'm seriously going to shove some sleepin pills down your throat so you can fuckin NAP!
- How do I change my contact info, I just don't know what's going on and I'm tired! Behhh these wired up boxes how do they expect a poor old broad to know how these crooners work.. behhhh.
Please lady shut the F up I can't concentrate with your constant senile jargle. Go take a NAAAP.
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